Poem: Art Class (Spoken Word)
Anyone who knows me, knows I’m not a normal grown-up. Art Class is about the time I took Kai to a toddler art class and realized I wasn’t anything like the other moms there. The thing is, I feel like a...
View ArticleNo Sexy Fun Times for You, Hestia
I’ve been thinking about Hestia lately, the virgin goddess of home and hearth. Basically, her story goes like this: she was pursued by both Apollo (the god of the sun) and Poseidon (the god of the...
View ArticleMy Cat is a Jerk, I Have Audio Proof
When you’ve been on the internet long enough, you’re eventually going to talk about cats. This is our cat, Athens. We adopted him last September, and he is an unabashed jerkface. We got him while...
View ArticlePoem: Parents (Spoken Word)
This is my poem Parents, about the things every parent knows and every potential parent should be told. Before I had a child, no one told me the real truth about parenting (spoiler: it's awesome, but...
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